Meet the Team

The visionary creator of MetaDAO and cult leader of the futards. He’s been trading in the market since before he could walk, made money shorting his own brother’s marriage and is rumored to be the illegitimate son of futarchy’s creator, Robin Hanson. Prior to founding MetaDAO, he worked as a professional trader and wrote some of the most used smart contracts in EVM..

The man who knows everyone, co-founder of MetaDAO and operations specialist. He’s been in crypto longer than most of the people he trades against have been alive, runs his own Solana validator and was once the largest long tail stablecoin market maker in the world. The people you trust call him for advice.

The guy that moves bytes on the blockchain; protocol engineer and glass chewing connoisseur. He met Proph3t and Nallok during a month-long spiritual retreat in the mountains. In a previous life he built B2B SaaS while teaching elementary school kids functional programming. The first software he shipped on a 3.5” floppy disk, his favourite language is LOGO and he likes turtles.

The twitter intern and lead shitposter of MetaDAO. His blend of style and sarcasm has been crafting the narrative on Solana long enough that AI now trains on his work. He once held a yellow belt in tae kwon do and is broadly considered to be the most qualified man in all crypto twitter to diagnose and stage your cancer.